YEPPERS,It’s Official: The Rejoice Radio FALL SHARE- A- THON Will Start MANANA:Don’t Let Them Make a VICTIM Out of YOU!

My  Dear Christian Folk:    The Road to Jericho is lined with thieves and malefactors ,and for this reason I strongly urge you, to resist the temptation   of becoming just another statistic ,in the long roster of trusting but seriously naïve Christian /Fundamentalist/ Evangelical imbeciles ,who will surely  find themselves cheated and deceived by a clever gang of cunning  Christian Radio Broadcast swindlers. Don’t  allow yourself to be intellectually beaten ,robbed of your money and left for dead.

REJOICE RADIO  {RBN]   transmits   daily , a Christian themed musical presentation they refer to as a bona a fide ministry .  This is the foundational lie that allows them to get a license to broadcast  [from the FCC] :The people’s airwaves.

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This is nothing more than a business venture ,whose sole purpose is to ROB YOU BLIND!

As a lifelong Christian and in the capacity of a GOOD SAMARITAN , I feel obligated to warn you that this  organization is not what it seems to be.

In order to better understand the pack of lies this outfit has invented ,you really need to listen carefully to the many props they pull out of the hat to better  impress, the easy to trick.

To do this you must listen and ask questions. Early on, they will make various and sundry claims that are deliberately designed  to sound as reasonable  as any Christian would expect to hear.

In a matter of hours, one of the most criminal fund-raising operations on the CHRISTIAN RADIO DIAL[REJOICE RADIO,RBN] will begin another one  in their      continuous series of scam artist   SHARE A THONS, which is simply a more  socially acceptable way of saying ;they want to wring as much money  out of your useless hides as they possibly   can.Share-a-thon InvitationAND SEE WHAT I MEAN.Where does all the money really go?

And you will never know what hit you.   This is the dream of every con artist on earth; to swindle his victim without giving his hand away.  They want to get in and out ,and having you feel good about giving these cheap hustlers your hard-earned money. Until that is, the moment dawns on you,that you were tricked into believing that REJOICE RADIO is a bona fide ministry, when in fact it is nothing but a bunch of investors trying to get the cash to pay the salaries of all the celebrities

 INVEST IN ETERNITY. I WONDER , ARE THEY TRYING TO RIP OFF THE ELDERLY?

All their claims are flawed and bogus and can be easily debunked. One interesting claim you often hear these con artists make is that they are free of commercial advertising. And that ,to a certain extent seems plausible and even  commendable. Until   you understand the sinister reasons they conveniently fail to tell you about.  It all has to do with the type of Christian themed music they have chosen to be a  permanent part of their programming.

 The  Christian Radio broadcasters who have chosen to play modern ,heavy metal sounding Gospel music  ,are deliberately targeting  a much younger audience . But this demographic has limited financial resources available to donate ; and so,this requires the station to seek funding from private commercial sources:namely.your local ACE HARDWARE or Winn Dixie supermarkets and such.

 The sinister gang of undertakers over at REJOICE RADIO ,operating out of the clandestine broadcast studios located at PENSACOLA CHRISTIAN COLLEGE have an entirely different group in mind to cheat and scam out of their hard-earned money. These clever  jokers  are looking to make a killing off the elderly , the blue haired  social security crowd, and all the sun belt seniles they can sweet talk out of their estates ,their pensions ,and savings. This is where the REAL MONEY is at ;this is how the scam is organized ;and this why you hear the constant drumbeat of :bye-bye and pie in the sky.   Music with lyrics such as: “I’ll Fly Away. Some bright morning.” Or maybe” Beulah Land “is more to your liking.

It’s all designed to trick the delusional and all those with one foot  on  the grave and the other on a banana  peel.. And for this ,they want your constant financial support, to continue living their vile ,disgusting and depraved lifestyle;right there in Pensacola ,one of the more degenerate and sexually deviant cities in America.

THESE ARE SOME OF PENSACOLA’S FINEST SLUTS AND PROSTITUTES THAT HAVE WORKING RELATIONSHIPS WITH MANY IN THE REJOICE RADIO MINISTRY!  Do you want       to continue to support their degenerate lifestyles with your cash donations. These young women all work for hard cash!

And this is why everything you hear on REJOICE radio is designed to appeal to all the elderly.  They are hoping you remember them in your WILL. And then they will let loose   a pack of hyenas to cheat your legitimate  heirs out of every dime these filthy lying bastards can get away with. 

And you thought Dr. Don Smith: the professional senior citizen they stick out to work THE FAMILY PRAYERTIME  RACKET had your best interests in mind. This  tricky son of a bitch is only out to cheat you out of anything the  old  buzzard can get his hands on.

 “We have had some listeners ask about remembering RBN in their will.”  

YEAH RIGHT! ..     .. The vultures operating one of America’s biggest pseudo christian religion scams not only rip-off the living but extort money from the DEAD!

 

Tonita Ohman: This gal is the bean counter of this clever scam operation called REJOICE RADIO. She sounds as folksy as a 200lb. sack of grits and what I’ve been told she looks it.

I am grateful to have the right kind of music and messages to listen to when so much of what is coming through television and radio today is not worthy. I keep Rejoice Radio on in the background throughout the day, and it keeps me in a good frame of mind as it reminds me Who we serve. Many times I find myself humming a song or thinking about a verse that I heard. It is also a blessing to me to hear from our listeners about how God has used Rejoice Radio in their lives.

“This is a good way to honor the Lord, support His work, and lay up treasures in Heaven.”  from the mouth of one of the radio’s slickest con  gals.   

WRONG! :  This  is a good way to take control of some poor gullible hayseed’s estate and live  high on the hog for many years to come.  I wonder how many of the unsuspecting dupes in the listening audience of REJOICE RADIO.org , really know how rich these clever vultures really are ,or how well they live.

What the dumbed down listener to Rejoice  Radio  never sees  are the many hundreds, if not thousands, of extremely wealthy individuals  who  donate to Rejoice Radio to get political favors from the top-level of this crafty organized religion business.  The radio business in any form is highly influential.

What is left in the dark, are the dozens of very wealthy foundations, religious institutions and political organizations that send millions to these wolves in sheep’s clothing.  And they have the unmitigated gall to claim they are just poor folks ,depending on the good will of their dear and beloved Christian listenership . The biggest lie you will ever hear from out of the mouths of these cheats is  that they are : LISTENER SUPPORTED!

Don’t believe them,not for a minute. It’s all a scam!

Rejoice Broadcast  Radio Network    comes to you everyday from their  studios at Pensacola Christian College and  is one of the best in the business of living high on the hog thanks to all the moronic and gullible  financial supporters to this organized swindle.these hicks the next time you call in with your pledge!

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 […this would be the friendly staff who would be very happy to process your credit card  donation or a monthly pledge.  See the look of joy on their faces?  These volunteers have come as far away as  DEFUNIAK SPRINGS ,florida just to help all the religion hustlers working  this year’s  FALL  SHARE -A-THON.

Want more proof ;make sure you follow the  trajectory of the  up and coming FALL SHARE A THON.   The money trajectory ;as always ,you must follow the money.  Their goal is a  quarter of a million . But the phones are not ringing ,they tell you. What to do? The simple truth is they don’t have to ring.   Whatever amount they set as a goal is as phony as the day is long!   All funding they claim to need will be provided by all the high rollers in the Bible Belt . But first ,they want all the loose change that’s out there floating around. And by magic ,whatever  dire and deep shortfall they claim to have, will be miraculously covered in the last few hours of their incredibly cunning and deceitful  con job.  

Isn’t  it interesting that in each and every share a thon they put over the mindless roobs in their audience ,they never fail to get all the money they ask for. And almost all of it during the last part of the programming. Right at the end ,they meet or even exceed their expectations; each and  every time they are way behind and with  so little time left,they still manage to reach their goals. HOW DO THEY ALWAYS DO THAT?

    Check it out . It will run the same course. It’s all about the money they make behind the scenes and leaving you in the blind about it.

As if all this were not enough to  gag a maggot ;there’s more. And it involves the many Country Gospel sounding selections they play for your listening enjoyment. The songs by all those deep-throated cowboy types,those  with the DEEP PIPES.   One song they often play is entitled   :”If you should go and I remain” I wonder how many of you  know it.  I know for a fact that the country western  cowboy singers you hear singing these tunes use many of these songs as part of their comedy routines.

  You see my Dear Christian, there’s nothing to prevent these cowboys from making big bucks singing Christian themed music and to then turn around and use the same songs with some of the lyrics changed in their dark and vile comedy routines they perform throughout the deep south.   And the lyrics are filthy and  mock the living Christ and defile  the Gospel.   ” If you should go and I remain ” is just one of hundreds they routinely use to get laughs out of the inebriated hayseed crowd ,jamming the late night club scene in  Pensacola’s bordello crammed back alleys.

If you should go and I remain, ;well hell,then I can go find me a  couple of hotties and I can start to live again; that is:  “If You should Go and I REMAIN.. ”  It’s all a joke my comrades, and sadly the joke is on all the dumbbells in the Baptist /Evangelical happy clappy crowd.

HERE”S THE ROSTER OF REPROBATES YOU WILL BE PROBABLY HEARING ON THE SHARE- A -THON COMING SOON.

 

 

Rhonda Autrey  :This gal is an exceptionally wealthy singer and well-known celebrity in the world of Christian themed music ;and yet, she has the temerity to come on the air during the course of the day’s musical presentation ,to make a scripted pitch for more money.   This woman is shameless for the callous disregard and contempt she holds the listenership of Rejoice radio, to make her poorly rehearsed appeal for your dough ,while many parts of the country are still feeling the effects of hurricane Isaac.

THE HOME of RHONDA AUTRY,    A TYPICAL SWINDLER OPERATING BEHIND THE MICROPHONES OF  CHRISTIAN RADIO BROADCAST NETWORKS.

 
 

Every morning I wake to the music of RBN. What a blessing to start my day with music that honors my Savior and helps prepare me spiritually for the day ahead. It’s a joy to work in this radio ministry and it’s also a joy to give to it financially. I believe the impact RBN has around the world is far greater than any of us imagine. Having the opportunity to participate in such a vital ministry that obviously has the hand of God upon it is a privilege. Thank you LORD!

 

David Barnhart: I wouldn’t recommend anyone   to even consider  buying a used car from this shady looking character.

There’s something that is quite amazing to me about the power of good Christian music. When I tune in the sounds of Rejoice Radio on my drive home from work, I almost always begin to sing along with the beautiful songs of worship and praise. The tension of the day soon melts away; and in no time at all, I find that a spirit of thanksgiving has taken its place. Just as the harp of David soothed the spirit of Saul, the music of Rejoice Radio has ministered to my spirit over and over again.

 

Linda Fannin: This lady is known all over Pensacola as being a perpetual heat machine. The only thing on her mind is working well with Mr. Caleb during the up and coming fall share a thon . Look for Linda and Caleb to steam up the  studio windows  once again during their deceptive and stimulating boy girl act on this year’s FALL SHARE A THON coming soon to a theatre near you. ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! 

I started listening to Rejoice Radio a few years ago, during a very difficult time in my life. Programs like Into His Likeness and the music spoke to me directly and encouraged my heart. The Pause for a Proverb and Bible Reading helped me to meditate on God’s word during the day. RBN was one of the many tools God used to see me through the storm.

 

Caleb Keener: And here’s Caleb ,ready and  anxious to get things rolling. Caleb is from the hills and is loved by all the smart and gifted preachers ,all over the Tennessee hill country. And  as far as doing the fall share a thon with Linda ,he say’s : Let’s get this party  going”

The music and programming of Rejoice Radio are a daily encouragement to me in my Christian life. Knowing that I can turn to Christ-honoring music at any time day or night and be lifted up with its message is a real blessing. I support the ministry of Rejoice Radio so my family will be able to listen to good music and programs without having to worry about the message that is being sent.

 

Rachel Lane : This babe is as phony as they come. Her voice is her best feature and I’m sure all the conniving money-grubbing vultures running things at RBN will choose to put her on again. She is sure to get the cowboys worked up with her cutesy,folksy ,phony baloney theatrics.

Since I began working with Rejoice Radio, I have been greatly blessed by the influence of its ministry. Thinking back over the years, I remember difficult circumstances that God has led my family through. I remember how He often used the inspired songs of faith and the programming that were played on RBN to calm my soul and help me get my focus back on Him. Rejoice Radio is a great tool where I can glean encouragement and inspiration on a daily basis. In my support for RBN, I know that I am not just supporting a radio station, but a ministry dedicated to encouraging people in their service to Christ.

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Craig Mattson; I used to think this character was the head of the RBN snake ,  not so,  not at all. His main job is to paint a picture of a well-educated person ,someone you can trust ,someone that instills confidence for all those who  might have doubts about the true aims of Rejoice radio.    Craig is not at all  as he seems. His main interests in life are his golf game and how to improve it. When asked about the music played on RBN ,he commented that he doesn’t allow any of it inside his home. After listening to it all day long ,he has learned to hate it. When asked what he does enjoy ,he stated that now, all he listens to, is classical stuff and a little light jazz. Craig is definitely not the head of the  snake nor is he the tail; just an overly paid stooge.

 There’s a wonderful sense of possibility when you slide behind the microphone. I feel like a farmer casting seeds on a field. I realize, however, that a great deal of the effectiveness of the message isn’t dependent on me at all; the listeners have to contribute as much or even more than I do.

 

Chad Morehead:  Here’s another  joker who really hates all the music and country Gospel stuff they play on RBN. What’s amusing is  all those who call in to pledge during their fall share a thon never fail to mention how much they love the great music  they hear on RBN.

The programming of RBN truly provides an oasis for the Christian in today’s media environment. I appreciate how that through Rejoice Radio uplifting, Christ-honoring music is always at my fingertips whether I am in my car, at home, or working on the Internet. There are few places where instruction and encouragement for the Christian is so readily available.

 

Tonita Ohman: This gal is the bean counter of this clever scam operation called REJOICE RADIO. She sounds as folksy as a 200lb. sack of grits and what I’ve been told she looks it.

I am grateful to have the right kind of music and messages to listen to when so much of what is coming through television and radio today is not worthy. I keep Rejoice Radio on in the background throughout the day, and it keeps me in a good frame of mind as it reminds me Who we serve. Many times I find myself humming a song or thinking about a verse that I heard. It is also a blessing to me to hear from our listeners about how God has used Rejoice Radio in their lives.

 

Nick Ryan: This imbecilic   looking character  is happy to  stay in the background and  is quite content ,just checking  out all the hotties on the P.C.C.  campus .

I appreciate that Rejoice Radio has good, solid, Biblical programs. It is a blessing to think about the enormous impact of Rejoice Radio reaching around the world to listeners everywhere. It is so important that Christians have a Scriptural focus in their lives, and it’s wonderful that Rejoice is helping to fill that need world-wide.

 

Jeffrey Surgeon: With this moron ,you have to watch the gold in your teeth. His job is to take the money and run. His mind is usually on dinner and drinks at one of Pensacola’s five star eateries. The share a thons have special meaning for him ,mainly because the more money they make during the shake down ,the more this glutton gets to eat.

  It is so wonderful to be able to turn on Rejoice Radio at any hour of the day and be blessed. The music is God-honoring, and many times I am encouraged by the preaching that I hear. What a blessing it is for me to have a small part in helping RBN reach the world for Jesus Christ.

 

John Weidert; Here you have a truly gifted asset to the RBN hustle. He pretends to invest all the loot they pick up from the idiots in the RBN listenership. He has the contemptible gall to call himself a GOOD STEWARD. The only thing this jackass is good at is checking out the pay for play crowd ,working it, at some of Pensacola’s late night HOT SPOTS.  I wouldn’t trust this bum as far as I could throw him!

 

 The entire gang pictured here ,has only one thing in mind:and that is how quickly they can present you with enough Pseudo-Christian sentimentality to convince you they are operating a true ministry ;worthy of your financial considerations.  One listen to the contrived and deceptive programming they offer to their listenership on the Rejoice radio  is enough to convince even a blind man.  Give a listen to their upcoming FALL SHARE a Thon. They want you to be ; now here’s a new one : A listener participant. They always try to reinvent the wheel.

All they want is your money, so they can continue living their depraved lifestyle.And if you don’t believe me ,then go ask the blind man ,he heard it AAAAAL.!!!!THESE ARE THE HYPOCRITES … These are only  a small selection of those who want to ROB YOU BLIND!

First  of all , this is by no means an  exhaustive study of all the  clever  con-artistry  taking place all across the Christian Radio Dial . And I would be remiss if I failed to mention  the many other names and personalities involved in making REJOICE RADIO what it has become today: The very template of fraud and  deceit in America ,especially across the length and breadth of the Bible-Belt.

 How can we credit the invaluable work being done ,behind the scenes, by many who are not always present to receive the acclaim reserved for others . These include BETHANY CRAWFORD and the dark and shadowy JIMMY MINCE who now has learned  to read from the Book of Proverbs and delights all the morons and imbeciles in the audience , who find inspiration in all his many wise and thoughtful sayings such as :” You can’t break God’s promises by leaning on them”     With JIMMY BOY you always get your money’s worth. And he appreciates all the checks you send in to him to  keep him in liquor and hard-core porn.  And we appreciate all the work you do for us ,Jimmy , You are a real blessing to any Christian in Pensacola.

And what about all the parasites connected with RBN? How can we give adequate thanks and appreciation to scumbags like Dr. Jew Jew  Mullinex or the sleaze bag : Rev. JOHN DUNLAP. or many of the other defrocked pastors and assorted streetwalkers?  Impossible.

And I would be neglectful, if I failed to express my deepest gratitude to VCY AMERICA for having introduced me to the  REJOICE BROADCAST  NETWORK and all the deceptions heard daily from RBN. What a rare treat and privilege it has been.

My Dear Christians : Remember this :that charlatans and swindlers gravitate toward each other,and together they plot on how to trick and cheat you out of your hard-earned money. So when you see the swindlers over at VCY AMERICA ,connected by the hip to RBN ,it is a safe bet that they are both playing the same game.  In fact any of the guests appearing on CROSSTALK AMERICA are  sure to be liars and cheap hustlers ,trying to make a fast buck off the morons listening.   It goes to the old adage that: Birds of a feather flock together.

When all the scam artists working at REJOICE RADIO refer to themselves as a MINISTRY ,they really mean  they are  an organized    scheme to  defraud the listenership. When they talk about the need to fund their non-existent OPERATING EXPENSES ,what they are really asking is for you and all the other gullible idiots in the BAPTIST/EVANGELICAL/FUNDAMENTALIST community to pay their huge salaries.   Do you really feel obligated to do so? Are you really that stupid?

When Bethany Crawford says  RBN has made a big difference in her life,what she really means is that WORKING IT in a safe environment has its advantages. And the pay is good and steady.

This has been your  GOOD NEWS COMMENTATOR bringing you more GOOD NEWS ,Til next time GOOD DAY and GOOD NEWS TO YOU.

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