STORIES OF GREAT CHRISTIANS: DR.DON SMITH,Currently doing his thing over at THE REJOICE BROADCAST NETWORK[RBN]

My Fellow Christians:  Everyone  working at the Rejoice Radio [RBN]  has something good to say about Dr.Don Smith. Ask any of his associates or casual friends and they are quick to tell you how much they appreciate the elderly gentleman.  What they love about Don is his professionalism and extraordinary talents; talents that he has honed over the years and have finally  paid  off.

But things were not always as good as they are now with Don.  It was an uphill battle for Don to  finally enjoy a stable economic future.   Don always loved the acting profession and he started on his chosen road early in life.  But as many others have experienced ,it’s seldom an easy proposition finding steady work as a thespian.

Dr. Don Smith; his stage name, never  made it in  the theater, and quickly learned that he probably never would. And not for trying ,wherever summer stock  was found ,there was Don ;and he did enjoy a few bit parts.  Nothing to brag about ,and certainly nothing to live on.

 The last best  hope and refuge for those who cannot live apart from the world of acting and pretending  has always been radio. But here as well ,employment is quite often illusory at best  ;given the incredibly large number of bit part actors, desperately looking for  work.

So one can well imagine the ecstatic state of joy that filled the deep void in Don’s heart when by chance he came across a want ad for a bit part at a Christian radio station ,way out there in Pensacola.   Something about the way the ad was written spoke to him . They were looking for a sincere senior citizen that could aid a  dedicated group of Christians hoping to

 reach out to all  the elderly throughout the Bible-Belt and the nation.

Don Smith was just the guy all the salivating vultures over at RBN were looking for. And because of his efforts the money started rolling in. For this he was awarded the charlatan of the year award . and there were many runner ups. The closest to winning was the kid that continues his famous one liner :you can’t break God’s promises by leaning on them. This is his famous trademark in scam artistry.

By cornering a young co-ed and asking her to lean against him to see if she can break God’s promises was something he uses to take advantage of all the gullible co-eds . He would tell her that he had God’s promises and would insist that she press hard to see how HARD IT WAS. this is how he gave vent to his depraved instincts. and for this he almost won.

Everyone had a chance of winning, but it was Don.s extraordinary acting ability that did it for the judges. Don insisted that all the cash in the envelopes of the dupes listening to his family prayertime racket belonged to him, and so was able to scam the operators of RBN as much as the listening public.

But everyone had a chance and everyone associated with RBN or VCY AMERICA had an honest chance of winning. They even entered the names of some of the callers to the crosstalk program produced in the radio studios of VCY AMERICA.
included were the names of Harry the happy homo from port Huron and Robert the charismatic crossdressing homosexual from Birmingham england. These two are now an item and it looks like Robert has finally found true love. And Harry states that Robert dressing as Cinderella poses no problem as long as he can dress as the PRINCE and can slip the lost slipper on Robert’s fat foot. The Christian morality committee vetoes the nomination of these two degenerates.
And so Dr. Don became the 2012 winner of the CHARLATAN of the year award.

Included in the finalists were the names of KEN HAM,IAN TAYLOR, JOHN MORRIS , and Bethany Crawford ,known for all of her cheating and many marriages.

And come to think of it , the two defrocked lying scumbags pretending to be bible teachers : JOHN DUNLAP and the Judas Iscariot of the bunch: Dr. JOEL JEW JEW MULLINEX. this bastard is as filthy as he’s false.

This has been your good news commentator bringing you more GOOD NEWS. GOOD DAY AND GOOD NEWS TO YOU!!

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